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"Frank, we need to talk. NOW."
According to the Gay Test...
You are 75% GAY!
The typical gay-man is only 51% gay!
Here's how you compare:
people less gay than you (84%)
people just as gay as you (1%)
people gayer than you (13%)
Based on the 330,442 submissions before you.
Please, there's something important I have to tell you... there's something people have been saying...
"It involves you and all those inmates."
The results are in! You are

which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.
Based on the 6,007,251 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 73% of the world.
you're cleaner than 26% of the world.
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FACT
23 women agreed with you, and chose "Zak Spears" as the best sex option of all time.
Mind you he's a gay porn star, so I'm going to take a wild guess and say that those sure as hell weren't women responding
The results are in. You are certifiably:
32% bastard!
18% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
How others compare:
3% (same as you)
24% (less bastard than you)
73% (more bastard than you)
"Back off, lady. I'm NOT afraid to use this."
You are 50% Pure!
(Very interesting.)
Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
people less pure than you (24%)
people like you (1%)
people more pure than you (75%)
Based on the 10,804,074 submissions before you.