I am not sick and perverted

[jdotmi]

Jdot MI: can i hit you now? do you have any heavy objects i could use?
Jdot MI: *thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack*
Nolan: thanks :-)
Jdot MI: coulda been *fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap* but that'd be pornographic
Nolan: oh good lord