Graaar!

[jdotmi]

Apparently, pants hate me. I'm not sure why. I'm not mean to them. I don't abuse them. I don't tell them I'm going to call and then never follow through. I don't go to them all moody and morose, use them, and then discard them. I'm good to my pants. My pants get treated well, damn it!

So why do they all keep ripping on me????

I had this decent pair of pants that fit nice and looked good. I get out of the car today, and what do they do? They rip. It's not like I was trying to be the human knot with them or something. I was just standing up out of my car and then bending over to pick up my keys that I had accidentally dropped.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "Ha ha, the ass ripped out of your pants!" Well, you know what? You're wrong. The ass didn't rip. The ass looks great, thanks. Oh no.

The crotch ripped.

The hell?

I mean, ok, yeah, I know my crotch is pretty good at what it does (or, at the very least, passable at what it does), but it doesn't mean the pants have to get all huffy and rip over it.

Stupid pantses.

Comments

[eligrrl.livejournal.com]

it's just too damn hot all up in there. All hot and sweaty. Oh my, is it the pants or is it me?

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

You can just stay away from my pants....

~_~

[wyrdgurl.livejournal.com]

you know how pants can get sometimes....

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Sadly, they do not realize that this means they get given to the kitties. ~_~ They might behave if they knew what awaits them with the kitties. ~_~

[winterlady.livejournal.com]

I think your pants are trying to tell you something...

bahahaha... maybe you should let your inner pant out to play more often?

Or maybe they just want to go al fresco!

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

They can go all fresco on someone else! ~_~ Stupid pantses...

[nofunk81.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's your gigantic cock.

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[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

If that were the case I would have no pants left!

[hylandr.livejournal.com]

Just consider it easy access. ;) Need any help there?

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[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

:-p