Fucking Ow!

[jdotmi]

Okay, it didn't hurt... but...

Fucking OW!!!

We bought this clear deck of playing cards from Bed Bath & Beyond the other day. They're pretty cool. The problem is they come in this plastic case of death and destruction that fucking sucks.

So, there I am, trying to open it. *WHAM* My thumb goes flying through the case, scraping off at least one layer of skin in two different places. It was all bloody and fun and shit. It didn't really hurt, though, which is a good thing.

Now the problem is that it was the thumb of my right hand. I am right handed.

Masturbation is going to be such a bitch until this fucker heals.

Comments

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

Good boys don't masturbate.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

I've never been a good boy!

^_^

[clickboo.livejournal.com]

Liquid Band-Aid might work really well for you in this situation. Trust me, I'm an expert at these things. ;-)

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Hehe. I have considered it, but that would require us to go get some.

[fuzbears.livejournal.com]

Well you much have to get off the old fashioned way, and have sex with someone else... You poor thing..

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Oh I've been doing LOTS of that the last week or so. x_x And the 20 year old is in danger of wearing me out with it. :-p

[winterlady.livejournal.com]

Bahahahahaahaha....

::cough cough:: ahem.

I'm sorry.

- and sadly on the first day of your weekend!

I'm really sorry. Mostly. ^_~

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Oh no you're not. :-p

Lil miss hotspare goddess you. :-p

[eligrrl.livejournal.com]

with all the "activity" as of late, you still have enough strength, stamina, and whatall to masturbate?

d-a-y-u-m

isn't that what satyrmi's for?

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Well, between satyr_mi and the boy, I'm getting lots of fun this week. But, yes, there's always room for masturbation.

[margaras.livejournal.com]

Time to practice with your left...

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

I could do that. Or I could let satyr_mi do it. :-p