Fucking Ow!

[jdotmi]

Okay, it didn't hurt... but...

Fucking OW!!!

We bought this clear deck of playing cards from Bed Bath & Beyond the other day. They're pretty cool. The problem is they come in this plastic case of death and destruction that fucking sucks.

So, there I am, trying to open it. *WHAM* My thumb goes flying through the case, scraping off at least one layer of skin in two different places. It was all bloody and fun and shit. It didn't really hurt, though, which is a good thing.

Now the problem is that it was the thumb of my right hand. I am right handed.

Masturbation is going to be such a bitch until this fucker heals.

Comments

[eligrrl.livejournal.com]

with all the "activity" as of late, you still have enough strength, stamina, and whatall to masturbate?

d-a-y-u-m

isn't that what satyrmi's for?

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Well, between satyr_mi and the boy, I'm getting lots of fun this week. But, yes, there's always room for masturbation.