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Okay, it didn't hurt... but...

Fucking OW!!!

We bought this clear deck of playing cards from Bed Bath & Beyond the other day. They're pretty cool. The problem is they come in this plastic case of death and destruction that fucking sucks.

So, there I am, trying to open it. *WHAM* My thumb goes flying through the case, scraping off at least one layer of skin in two different places. It was all bloody and fun and shit. It didn't really hurt, though, which is a good thing.

Now the problem is that it was the thumb of my right hand. I am right handed.

Masturbation is going to be such a bitch until this fucker heals.
Date: 2004-08-11 04:29 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
Good boys don't masturbate.
Date: 2004-08-11 04:57 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] jdotmi.livejournal.com
I've never been a good boy!

^_^
Date: 2004-08-11 05:05 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] clickboo.livejournal.com
Liquid Band-Aid might work really well for you in this situation. Trust me, I'm an expert at these things. ;-)
Date: 2004-08-12 05:51 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] jdotmi.livejournal.com
Hehe. I have considered it, but that would require us to go get some.
Date: 2004-08-11 05:24 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] fuzbears.livejournal.com
Well you much have to get off the old fashioned way, and have sex with someone else... You poor thing..
Date: 2004-08-12 05:50 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] jdotmi.livejournal.com
Oh I've been doing LOTS of that the last week or so. x_x And the 20 year old is in danger of wearing me out with it. :-p
Date: 2004-08-11 06:19 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] winterlady.livejournal.com
Bahahahahaahaha....

::cough cough:: ahem.

I'm sorry.

- and sadly on the first day of your weekend!

I'm really sorry. Mostly. ^_~
Date: 2004-08-12 05:51 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] jdotmi.livejournal.com
Oh no you're not. :-p

Lil miss hotspare goddess you. :-p
Date: 2004-08-12 04:56 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] eligrrl.livejournal.com
with all the "activity" as of late, you still have enough strength, stamina, and whatall to masturbate?

d-a-y-u-m

isn't that what [livejournal.com profile] satyrmi's for?
Date: 2004-08-12 05:52 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] jdotmi.livejournal.com
Well, between [livejournal.com profile] satyr_mi and the boy, I'm getting lots of fun this week. But, yes, there's always room for masturbation.
Date: 2004-08-12 06:10 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] margaras.livejournal.com
Time to practice with your left...
Date: 2004-08-12 07:47 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] jdotmi.livejournal.com
I could do that. Or I could let [livejournal.com profile] satyr_mi do it. :-p

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