Graaaar!

I am in desperate need of a coma.

No, not a comma. A coma.

Anyone got a spare lying around?

x_x

Note To Self:

When requesting a coma, make sure to request the variety that does not come with fucked up dreams including a mish-mashed Rue McClanahan/Betty White person talking about acting on Golden Girls and a scenario about slushy road conditions with a car accident and rapidly reversing school busses.

Sincerely,

Self.

p.s. - Try not to have said coma's hit while sitting in a not so comfy chair at work. Wait til you get home for it.