Tuesday Morning

Administration:
Welcome to new friend tokaro!

Movie Night:
So, I kidnapped eligrrl last night and hauled her over to my place. Along the way we hit up Meijer (note to self: must give her $45 since the stupid u-scan wouldn't take your card) and got popcorn shrimp, popcorn chicken, and cheese sticks. Note to self: NEVER BUY BANQUET CHEESE STICKS AGAIN!!! EVAR!!!! x_x

So, we got to my place and watched the extended cut of Fellowship of the Ring. She had seen The Two Towers before but hadn't seen this one. She enjoyed it. Of course, midway through the movie we started doing MST3K commentary.

The real shocker of the night: She didn't fall asleep on my evil comfy couch of narcolepsy!! I was shocked!! This is the girl who could fall asleep in an elevator that was plummeting 100 stories to crumple in a broken heap at the bottom of a canyon.

At some point, conversation turned to this bottle of hand lotion I had bought to take care of my seasonal skin cracking issues. I couldn't figure out how to get the nozzle up so it could actually dispense said lotion. She twisted it and got it up. Go her. Of course, no night would be complete with a BoneHeadedEliMoment™. Her moment came with this exchange*:

Me: See, you're good with these things. I'm not.
Her: Yeah, your a girl whose had experience with these things since I was like FIVE!!
Me: ...
Me: I'm a girl?
Her: God Damnit!

And on that note... work time!

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*: slightly paraphrased

Sentences That Just Can't End Well...

So, while shopping yesterday, eligrrl and I hit up the Ice Cream aisle. I wound up buying some Häagen-Dazs® Chocolate Mousse ice cream and some Vanilla Mousse which is not linked on their site.

Now, this is important. Trust me.

When I am out with eligrrl, invariable we say and do things that make either no sense at all or only make sense in our perverse minds. And we do a lot of giggling and being silly.

So, we hit up the ice cream, I pull it out, model it, and say "This stuff is so good! And it's really soft..." *realization of where the sentence is going hits both of us and I falter for a moment but am truly unable to stop* "...even when it's hard..."

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Sometimes I just shouldn't use words.