More Fucked Up Dreams

This time it was zombie gangs living in a sewer/piping/tunnel system under a city. The tunnels were flooding and the zombies had to escape. One of the leaders of the zombie gang was freaking out because he couldn't breathe underwater, until one of the other ones reminded him he was a zombie and didn't need to breathe.

One of the zombie's sisters was apparently trapped in a tunnel and no-one would go save her, so a zombie in a wheelchair went back to get her. o_O

Yes, these were intelligent zombies. :-p Not the brain-eating types. :-p More of the "okay, I'm dead, but my body still moves and my brain still works" kind of zombie. :-p

Then there was a video game with a giant man-eating plant.

Weirdness.

Okay, a real update for today.

Hmm. I don't do those "Thursday Morning Update" style subjects anymore. Oh well. Don't miss them. :-p

Administration:
Welcome to new reader/readee razzman and new reader (already a readee) ericdabear and welcome back to skarrin!

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Ok remind me to never be a chearleader or pep-squad type person in a future life... I just had a mental flash of a pep squad jumping up and down... I am seriously deranged.

Abductions:
Tonight after work I shall be heading over to eligrrl's abode and abducting her for hours upon hours of fun and excitement! Okay, so I'm dragging her to my apartment, force feeding her stuff that I consider to be edible food, and then showing her the scary amusement that is City of Heroes. Maybe watch a movie or something. Although, she'd probably fall asleep to the movie. :-p

Need to figure out dinner. I could pick something up at Meijer... I do have a huge bag of soda bottles from work in my trunk... Gotta love the 10 cent deposit in Michigan. :-p

Shadowrun:
I believe our next game is on the 26th. Need to make sure, though. It will be interesting, since I think I'm working a 12 hour shift that day. :-p But that's okay. I'll live. Probably take that Sunday off from Borders. Not sure about Booth, though.

City of Heroes:
Never try to solo a level 8 defender with one attack power. It's an excercise in hillarity. :-p

Simlarly, groups of 8 at low levels are murder for tanks. Or maybe just my tank. :-p Being all of level 6 yesterday so did not help with that. :-p

Funny, somewhat in-character comments by said tank are highly appreciated by group mates.

Super Diva: (after being defeated in the middle of the sewers and using an Awaken to get up again once the other tanker and the rest of the party took out the opposition) Ugh.. This shit is never going to come out of my 'fro.

Hey, I am easily amused. :)


Well, that's it for now. More later, I'm sure.

Sometimes I Wish I Were as Eloquent as Tweety Once Was

So, City of Heroes just put out a fairly meaty patch. Not "meaty" as in content, but "meaty" as in "prone to cause whiners to go into a fevered pitch of hysteria".

Listen retards, if you are incapable of reading then you are not worth my time or the time of everyone else.

No, they did NOT make Reds and Purples impossible. They made things that are 5 or more levels higher than you significantly harder. Remember, this isn't EverCrack or Dark Age of Smacksalot. Color does not equal level. You're level 15 taking a level 15 mission. You run into a red boss! OMG! WTF!!! Oh, wait, that means he's level 16... he's only 1 level higher than you... So.. he's just as hard today as he was yesterday...

OMG CALTROPS SUCKS NOW!!!

Please break out the bifocals, moron. "Updated the short help on Caltrops." They did not change Caltrops. At least, if they did, it was an error since the changes weren't officially tested yet.

Please do not breed.


edit to add: In all fairness to the Caltrops Tards out there, they did put in the change to all Slow powers in this patch (placing a minimum speed on slowed mobs so they can't be rooted by slows). It was a way late addition to the patch notes. There also appears to be a bug that only those people who were total freaks and actually put extra slots into Caltrops (such as me :-p) will encounter.