Setting the Scene

So, due to very late carpet cleaners, we weren't able to start moving things until about 6pm (actually later) yesterday. However, this annoying fact had a silver lining.

Me: =calls mom and chats=
Me (to Keith): You should really call your sister.
Keith: Eh, I can call her later!
Me: Guilt! Guilt! Guilt! Guilt!
Keith: I'm not that Catholic.*
A TORNADO: =happens=
SHINGLES: =go flying=
NEIGHBOR: =is clueless= I didn't even notice!
Keith: =points out the flying shingles=
A TORNADO: =goes away=
Keith's Sister: =calls=
Keith: Don't worry, the tornado missed us!
Me: See! This is what happens when you don't call your sister!

*: Which probably means that he is.