Advertising Wrongness

So, I was checking my email using the web-interface that Charter has. This thing has ad baners on the top on the right hand side of the screen. The ad on the right was some weddingish thing with a Groom and Bride cake ornament. Only thing was the Groom was behind the Bride and had his hand on her side and they were slightly leaning forward and all I could think of was "SURPRISE! BUTTSECKS!"

Seriously. I shoulda saved the pic. -_-