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Today was one of THOSE days. A day that demanded a lasagna capper to make it worthwhile. I am now very very full of lasagna and garlic bread. This is a good thing. Even better? I am also now on vacation for a week! What ever shall I find for myself to do?

Oh god, the carbs...

I have now hit that point where the 20 pounds* of pasta and bread that I just ate is expanding in my stomach at an exponential rate and is going to cause an explosion worthy of The Hindenburg.

*: Okay, two large pieces of lasagna and 4 pieces of garlic bread