slightly paraphrased, and it really wasn't THAT original...

[jdotmi]

jdotmi = me
M = non-lj using co-worker
winterlady = winterlady

Conversation regarding sending repair emails to SBC. (The template is friggin huge)

witnerlady: You know what we need? One of those html type forms we can just tab through and enter the information in!
M: You get right on that. Call up Greg J and tell him we need that. winterlady has influence. We don't know it yet, but she has it!
winterlady: I'm evil! *grins*
jdotmi: You're evil? You're like the Caffeine Free Diet Coke of Evil.
winterlady: *huffs*
M: That's the best line I've heard all day, thank you!