Caffeine High

[jdotmi]

Wow. Ok. I think I may have overdone my caffeine tonight. Wow. This is really bizzare.

Ok, background info. Normally, caffeine has little to no effect on me. If anything, it puts me to sleep. If I drink sugary soda, then the sugar usually gives me about an hour's worth of wakefulness.

So, I decided to try something. It was probably a Bad Idea™, but I tried it anyway.

I bought NoDoze.

I bought a 6 pack of Diet Mountain Dew.

I bought a 20oz bottle of Diet Pepsi.

I drank one 12oz can of Diet Pepsi.

So. math tme.

200mg of caffeine from 1 nodoze.
However much caffeine is in 1 20oz bottle of Diet Pepsi.
However much caffeine is in 1 12oz can of Diet Pepsi.
However much caffeine is in 2 24oz bottles of Diet Mountain Dew.

All between the hours of 11:30pm and 5:00am.

I did get sleepy, and nearly napped for about 15 minutes. I have been bouncing up and down and up and down in terms of wiredness for the past 2 hours. Interestingly enough, I can hold my hands out without any form of shaking other than the usual trying to hold your hand still wobbles. Of course, Around 4:00am I started singing... alot... with no effort. I'm thinking caffeine is good for loosening up my vocal cords, but unfortunately gives me very little focus in my tone. So it was ok singing, but not great singing.

And I have been horny as fuck since 2:00am. Like, entirely too horny for anyone's good. I swear I'm hornier than a rabbit in heat. Well, actually not anymore. It went away.... *coughs*4times*coughs*

On that note...

Comments

[uberspoon.livejournal.com]

awhile back, during finals time...i really needed to study for a final the next morning...so i went to the gas station on the corner and bought some yellow-jackets (gas station speed), and took 2 of them. i got absolutely no studying done whatsoever...but i did scrub my bathtub, steam my carpets, and alphabetize all of the cans in my cabinets. that shit was like crack (not that i have ever tried crack).

tangent aside...that was a beautiful post, i always need a laugh early in the AM.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. I'm thinking that may be the only reason I was able to get as much work done on my webpage as I did. I was wired on caffeine! x_x

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I'm going to try to do it again tonight! ^_^

[mr-wes.livejournal.com]

Caffeine does the same thing to me. I am still tired but I become very agitated and squirley. I talk to myself, I argue with myself, I play with myself! LOL! Caffeine = weirdness...

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

I've actually only ever been hyper on caffeine once before in my life, and at that time I was skipping through the parking lot at the University. X_x Weirdness indeed.

4 times?!?!?

[eligrrl.livejournal.com]

DAYUM boy...4 times?!?!?!? That is way too much excess horniness.

Re: 4 times?!?!?

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly!