Only because....

[jdotmi]

I had smart ass answers...

01. Do you brush your teeth twice a day? sometimes
02. Do you lick your lips a lot? no
03. Are you a morning person or night person? night person
04. Do you spell it grey or gray? yes
05. Do you stop to look at sunsets? Sun Bad, Curtains Pretty
06. Do you mention how beautiful the scenery is? I chew on the scenery
07. Is fashion important to you? you obviously have not seen my name (meijer) brand clothing, have you?
08. Do you smoke cigarettes? no
09. Do you smoke weed? no
10. Do you smoke anything else? Like? Crack? cock... er...
11. Do you like casual, meaningless sex? an orgasm is a meaning
12. Do you read just to learn more? of course
13. Do you talk to your pets? of course
14. Left sock first or right sock first? whichever foot winds up in my hand first
15. Do you daydream? what do you think this is?
16. Do you sing in the shower? not nearly enough
17. Do you pose in front of the mirror? only to scare myself
18. Fingernails long or short? as soon as I find the fucking nail clippers...
19. Radio or CD's? cd/mp3
20. Do you crack your knuckles? *crunch* not for another 5 minutes
21. Do you crack your neck? no
22. Pants at the waist or sagging? Just Say No To Crack
23. Tight or baggy? medium
24. Do you hum to yourself? of course
25. Do you feel safer behind a computer screen? I can't fit behind my computer screen
26. When you drive, do you try to go faster than everyone else? only if they drive like templar_rose
27. Do you tailgate? nope
28. Do you get road rage easily? be thankful I don't have the one superpower I really really want
29. Are you quick to give the middle finger? if he asks nicely
30. What do you drive? Ford Focus

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[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Ok good. ;-)