Amusements at work

[jdotmi]

Here at the Borders home office, we often have artists come here to perform for us. We have a special events room and everything. Normally, they aren't the kinds of artists that anyone has ever heard of.

This week, we have Jeff Timmons.

I am amused.

I am not going, but I am amused.

Comments

[kev-bot.livejournal.com]

Tell your Cambridge store to hire me, dammit! They STILL haven't called back!

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Sorry, I work tech support. :-p And I ain't encouraging the stores to hire anyone until they reinstate the 3 positions we lost here. ;-)

[nofunk81.livejournal.com]

OMG HARD BODY! Oooh I want to have Jeff Timmons' baby! Let me come! Please?!?!?!

On second thought, no. I would probably end up raping him right in the middle of the lunch room or something. And we don't want that.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehehehe.

Friday at 12:30. :-p

And it's not in the lunchroom. :-p

Maybe I can steal one of the promo posters for you. :-p Nah.

(Oddly enough, I KNEW that you'd respond to this. Hehe)

Re:

[nofunk81.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't you steal a promo poster for me?! C'mon!! Steal one for me!

Plllleeeeaaassssseee?????

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

Seek professional help.

;-)

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

And exactly what is the special event?? o_O

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

He's pretending he can sing.

I suspect it will be full of horomonal women and gay men. *shrugs*

[faking-it.livejournal.com]

full of teenagers... lovesick teenagers (like I can talk) *lol*

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

LOL

Well, there won't be any teenagers. It's a performance for the home office employees, most of whom are much older than me (and I'll be all of 25 in September).