Random amusing event of the day

[jdotmi]

Being asked by someone if I had had sex with them before.

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Cuz they couldn't remember?

I was amused.

For the record, the answer was "no".

But... still... Amused.

Comments

[mat-t.livejournal.com]

That left them wide open for you to give the classic reply: "If you'd had sex with me, believe me, you'd remember it." *g*

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

hehe

Had I not been at work at the time, I might have. :-p

[scyllz.livejournal.com]

Bout to say, that's what my response would have been.. REGARDLESS of environment!

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but "oh yeah, I remember fits of giggling and pointing" is not what I would have meant by it.

[scyllz.livejournal.com]

then you reply: "Yeah, I really shouldn't of been laughing at the size of your "

I am the KING of playground insults!

[hylandr.livejournal.com]

Is this person drunk that often that they don't usually remember who they had sex with?

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Nah. I think they're just sick at the moment. In the high-fever-let-me-vomit-on-you sorta sense. :-p

[redferro.livejournal.com]

okay some one had to be the idiot to do it... and I choose me

ummm have we ever had sex???

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

hehehe

[redferro.livejournal.com]

ummm, is that a NO?
;o)

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

:-p Silly boy. 'Course that'd be a no! :-p

Unless you know something I don't... o_o

[tyskkvinna.livejournal.com]

damn you! there'S a sex comment I've never gotten!

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe. =^_^=

[alcadd.livejournal.com]

maybe they ment they wanted to have sex with you.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Heh. My response was "I wouldn't have complained..."

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Highly amusing. But it's all good. It's immortalized now in LiveJournal!