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jdotmiWhen making stroganoff... don't eat all of it yourself. It's a bad idea.
When you have a kitty who is missing a claw because he ripped it out accidentally, it's best if you don't do something that will induce a carpet-clawing frenzy. It's not really good for the exposed bone/nerve ending/blood vessel.
When pondering nap time, a Mountain Dew nightcap is not an option.
When complaining about Janet's boob, make sure to note that it's a piercing, not a pasty. If that disturbs you more, hang out with kinkier people.
When you have a kitty who is missing a claw because he ripped it out accidentally, it's best if you don't do something that will induce a carpet-clawing frenzy. It's not really good for the exposed bone/nerve ending/blood vessel.
When pondering nap time, a Mountain Dew nightcap is not an option.
When complaining about Janet's boob, make sure to note that it's a piercing, not a pasty. If that disturbs you more, hang out with kinkier people.
