just because I'm bored and silly tonight...

[jdotmi]

When making stroganoff... don't eat all of it yourself. It's a bad idea.

When you have a kitty who is missing a claw because he ripped it out accidentally, it's best if you don't do something that will induce a carpet-clawing frenzy. It's not really good for the exposed bone/nerve ending/blood vessel.

When pondering nap time, a Mountain Dew nightcap is not an option.

When complaining about Janet's boob, make sure to note that it's a piercing, not a pasty. If that disturbs you more, hang out with kinkier people.

Comments

[dianak.livejournal.com]

it disturbs me only because I just imagine the pain of healing :/

I think the actual jewelry is kinda neato though...

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[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Yeah it is. Wouldn't really work for a guy, though. It'd look really silly.

[abbeykins.livejournal.com]

TMI Moment...

I've been on and off debating about getting mine pierced. I'm not sure if I want to. I'm off right now, because the friend who would hold my hand seems to have sworn off contact with people. O_o

/TMI Moment

I hope your kitty's doing better, poor little guy.

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[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Heh. My boyfriend has a nipple piercing. Heh.

The kitty is actually doing fine. He likes his drugs (go figure) and he's scampering about happily. I want to give him a bath, but i'll wait for the claw to grow in some more.

[amberthistle.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's scary. I had no idea it was a piercing. They make piercings that cover the whole nipple?

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[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Well, there are extreme close up zooms that people have online. Basically, it's a standard piercing, but it has the shield surrounding it. You but the bar through the shield to hold it in place. The nipple is exposed, but from a distance you can't really tell.

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[amberthistle.livejournal.com]

That's actually kinda cool! Is there something about women's nipples that makes you wonder? Or have you seen this on other folks?

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[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Never seen one before. Keith has a piercing, but it's just a hoop.

[bearlover.livejournal.com]

Ouch!

What are you doing to induce the kitty to scratch the carpet?

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[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Tummy rubs. He loooooves his tummy rubs.

Or, as satyr_mi calls it, "kitty nubbings!"