May. 27th, 2004 05:18 pm
Awww crap. It's a Four Day Weekend....
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jdotmi...and we all know what THAT means.
~_~
Holiday time. Double time. And my Sunday is going to SUCK EXPLODING WHALE TESTICLES!!!!!
Let me map this out for you.
Friday night, at 11:30 or so, I will be nearly ready to head out the door for a fun and exciting twelve hours at Job #2. I will get home somewhere around 12:30pm on Saturday afternoon. I will probably lapse into a coma at that point.
Saturday night, at 11:30 or so, I will be nearly ready to head out the door for a fun and exciting eight hours at Job #2. I will leave that job at 8:00am on Sunday morning, as I would normally do on both Saturdays and Sundays, and then trundle on over to Job #1, probably stopping at McDonalds along the way for some desperately neededbattery acidcaffiene. I will then merrily whittle away the time until 6:00pm when I will leave and go home.
Now, normally, this would herald the near-end of my day, and a nice long nap until Monday Morning when I would have to return to Job #1. Not this weekend, however, as this weekend is a Holiday Weekend!
Instead, at around 11:30 or so, I will be downing No-Doze and Mountain Dew, praying that 15 seconds in a cold shower is enough to mask body odor, and fooling every police officer in Washtenaw county into believe that I am completely drunk off my ass as I drive in to Job #2 for eight hours of perky-happy excitement.
...
Did I ever mention I hate holidays?
~_~
Holiday time. Double time. And my Sunday is going to SUCK EXPLODING WHALE TESTICLES!!!!!
Let me map this out for you.
Friday night, at 11:30 or so, I will be nearly ready to head out the door for a fun and exciting twelve hours at Job #2. I will get home somewhere around 12:30pm on Saturday afternoon. I will probably lapse into a coma at that point.
Saturday night, at 11:30 or so, I will be nearly ready to head out the door for a fun and exciting eight hours at Job #2. I will leave that job at 8:00am on Sunday morning, as I would normally do on both Saturdays and Sundays, and then trundle on over to Job #1, probably stopping at McDonalds along the way for some desperately needed
Now, normally, this would herald the near-end of my day, and a nice long nap until Monday Morning when I would have to return to Job #1. Not this weekend, however, as this weekend is a Holiday Weekend!
Instead, at around 11:30 or so, I will be downing No-Doze and Mountain Dew, praying that 15 seconds in a cold shower is enough to mask body odor, and fooling every police officer in Washtenaw county into believe that I am completely drunk off my ass as I drive in to Job #2 for eight hours of perky-happy excitement.
...
Did I ever mention I hate holidays?
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