How winterlady should answer her next phone call.

[jdotmi]

Caller: Hi. Um. I'm having problems with my program. It's not doing what I want it to do.
winterlady: RTFM!
Caller: Huh?
winterlady: Oh, sorry. Pavlov's Dog response.
Caller: Huh?
winterlady: ...

Comments

[winterlady.livejournal.com]

Why, jdotmi... it sounds like you have a Bullshit Frog in your throat.

Do you need some water? <-- Please note: extra special look of concern on face.