AIEEEEE! MY EYES MY EYES!!!

[jdotmi]

So. We get this daily e-newsletter at work that always includes some photo of either a new store or an event at a store. Today's photo was an event at a store...

Dr. Laura Schlessinger promoting a new book.

...

BLEACH! PLEASE GOD BLEACH! MY EYES!!! AND SPORKS! AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

...

I still remember the day that Megan (our then Trainer/Merch Manager) came back into the break room at the store I worked at and was all giddy and whatnot and said, "I swear I didn't do this, but some customer just replaced ALL of the books on the Dr. Laura display with books about Hitler! It's days like this that restore my faith in this town!"

Comments

[kev-bot.livejournal.com]

You know, the cat icon kinda LOOKS like Dr. Laura...

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Hey now! Don't be saying things like that about my William-kitty! :-p I'll have his brother attack you. Or something. :-p William is too much of a spaz to attack anything other than his own tail. :-p