Oh Ugh...

[jdotmi]

So apparently you can now embed videos into LJ posts.

Too bad they don't auto-LJ cut when you do.

Or make the poster's computer spontaneously combust.

Comments

[ericdabear.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN!

This is not myspace. go away.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Next thing you know, every post will have the <blink> tag embedded by default. :-p

[ericdabear.livejournal.com]

don't forget the div tags that write every line over every other line so it looks like the page is exploding violently into nonsense.

Oh, and the embedded music that you can't turn off. We mustn't forget about that ;)

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

And the font that is one shade different from the background color, with an animated cursor following your every mouse move.

[ericdabear.livejournal.com]

*shudder* ooh, animated cursors. You win with that one. Hell is full of them I think.

(Let's not forget page change animations that take a simple text/graphic page 5 times longer to load.)

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

The classy whirlpool effect. Gotta love that one. x_x

[margaras.livejournal.com]

Go ahead, add hamspter dance to the whole mess. I want my head to a'splode.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Awww but the hamster dance is cuuuuuute! Okay not really...

[dagis.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's all about the 24 font size neon green.

It's geoshities retro.

[tyskkvinna.livejournal.com]

When I first read this I thought you wrote "They don't allow LJ cuts" and then I was going to implode.