The Ode to Cheese Sticks (aka, JDs on CRACK)

[jdotmi]

Ahh, sweet, succulent Cheese Stick.
How light and airy you are.
How crisp and warm, melting and oozing in sweet, buttery, breaded goodness.

How I savor your stringy goodness, dipping it in a bed of marinara before devouring it whole.
Your fresh fried flavor, stretching out over the span of time in a vain attempt to avoid the inevitable.
Ahh, how I love the feel of your creamy white form dissolving in my gullet!

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But, alas, where shall I find my dear Cheese Stick?
I must search high and low to find a Cheese Stick worthy of my affections!
Gianni's, Arby's, Red Robin.

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Maybe I'll just go to the frozen foods section at the grocery store and buy in bulk...