The Ode to Cheese Sticks (aka, JDs on CRACK)

[jdotmi]

Ahh, sweet, succulent Cheese Stick.
How light and airy you are.
How crisp and warm, melting and oozing in sweet, buttery, breaded goodness.

How I savor your stringy goodness, dipping it in a bed of marinara before devouring it whole.
Your fresh fried flavor, stretching out over the span of time in a vain attempt to avoid the inevitable.
Ahh, how I love the feel of your creamy white form dissolving in my gullet!

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But, alas, where shall I find my dear Cheese Stick?
I must search high and low to find a Cheese Stick worthy of my affections!
Gianni's, Arby's, Red Robin.

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Maybe I'll just go to the frozen foods section at the grocery store and buy in bulk...

Comments

[labile.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha-... STOP THAT. No reminiscing about cheese sticks here. Move along.. Go on..

-eats his cheese sticks while he's not looking.-

... pass the crack pipe ...

[bladednightmare.livejournal.com]

~- ... it appears to be working well enough on you.. i want reality altered that much!!! =P -~

[kageneko.livejournal.com]

mmm... cheese sticks....

[gaelis.livejournal.com]

Damn...

You had to mention cheeze sticks at this ungodly hour of the night?!? There's NOTHING near my office Where I can buy good homemade Mozzarella sticks this early in the morning...

and the ones at BK just won't do...I don't even think they use cheese...I think it's dried up Elmer's glue...

Thanks, Ru...

Guess I'll have to stop by the butcherria tomorrow on my way home and buy that 4 pound Porterhouse I've had my eye on. There goes the diet...CURSE YOU!!! *sigh*

:b

Enth
aka "Sleepless AND Starving in NYC"

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

My evil plan is working!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*cough*

Hmmm....

[wfrezzen.livejournal.com]

I think we need to get you a boyfriend. You need something else to be in love with than FOOD, especially if you're writing poetry about it!lol!

[raphbearish.livejournal.com]

Ahh, how I love the feel of your creamy white form dissolving in my gullet!

This line makes me think you had something else on your mind at the time ... or I'm the one who's going mad. Ahhh, comment posting at 1:05AM is probably the cause.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

The world may never know.

~_^