Shallow Hollywood News

[jdotmi]

Britney dumped Kevin? Awww! I thought those two crazy kids would make it work! Shucks!

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And this is Breaking News on CNN...

Comments

[dianak.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I wonder why?

Could it *possibly* have anything to do with that lawsuit Britney just lost because Kevin insisted on videotaping EVERYTHING THEY DID for that damn "chaotic" bit?

Or maybe all that time of Kevin not being there finally got to her...

Or maybe she just read the reviews of his album on Amazon.com. Oh that's some fun reading.

**goes to read article now**

[dianak.livejournal.com]

DOH! No article yet. damn! I guess I need to go home where I'll not have tons of filters set in place :(

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Hehe. There's an article now. Good luck finding it amidst all the election coverage, though.

[dianak.livejournal.com]

Eh, that's ok. THey talked about it at length on the morning dj's I listen to; they also said they got an email from someone who claimed to be an "insider" to the couple, and that they are already texting and talking like mad again, and that it was pretty much a publicity stunt. We shall see!

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

They didn't really say what caused it. I'd say, though, that they weren't exactly long-haul material. :-p He's too stupid and she's too flaky.

[tyskkvinna.livejournal.com]

it is nice to see CNN is reporting on what's really important these days.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Yup. Britney Spears and Doogie Howser. Most important people EVAR!

[lilin.livejournal.com]

Heh you know you suck when you make Britney Spears look bad.

How much you wanna bet her management is having champagne to celebrate, right now?

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

No kidding! I mean, some of us wondered how she could possibly look any worse. Then K-Fed happened. And we understood.