Idiocy Abounds

[jdotmi]

Pat Robertson is a fuckin' retard.

ZOMG IT RAINED IN NEW ENGLAND!!!111!!!1!1!!1!11!

Comments

[reset-smith.livejournal.com]

"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."

Wouldn't that be to say that God misses? Or were the other "predictions" just pulled out of Robertson's ass?

[bugfish.livejournal.com]

Beat me to my own comment! Are you making predictions, Mr. Robertson, or is God telling you things? If God is telling you things, why is he wrong?

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

I think "God" is telling him things. "God" being that voice he hears after taking all of his "medication".

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

If they were, would that mean that God had entered Robertson's ass? Is this why he looks so happy in that picture?

[mat-t.livejournal.com]

You know, Robertson looks rather like a caricature of President Shrub in that picture...

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes he does.

[winterlady.livejournal.com]

I noticed that too!

The resemblance is uncanny!!!!

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

It's like they're long lost brothers!

Or maybe they're soul mates and just don't know it!

[technocowboy.livejournal.com]

My first thought with this was 'WHY is CNN reporting this?? Theoretically, they're not a tabloid.' Ugh.

[technocowboy.livejournal.com]

Oh, and, um, since when is the 700 Club a NEWS program??

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

It's a "News" program in the same sense that Today and Good Morning America are "News" programs. Just, ya know, with dipshit leading the charge.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

CNN actually has kinda gone out of it's way to paint Robertson in the light of being a complete fucking moron quite frequently. It's not that hard to do. And, technically speaking, the story comes from AP, which means that every news outlet in the country has received it. It's just that CNN can post the stories in real time as they arrive.

[winterlady.livejournal.com]

Oh
My
God.

Someone get that man back on his meds.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Or off them, as the case may be. x_x

[lilacmoon5.livejournal.com]

Personally I think he nodded off to sleep during an episode of Jericho. It sounds almost exactly like the story of that show.

-L

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. I don't even watch the show and I know everything about it, because satyr_mi loves that show!

[rainbowravenx.livejournal.com]

Wow..... I think someone has flipped his lid...how old is that guy any ways ? He was old when I was a kid and my grandma watched his show...lol

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

He's not as old as we all think he is. I mean, he seemed really old back then because EVERYONE seemed really old back then. :-p But, yeah, he's old now. And fucking stupid.

[rainbowravenx.livejournal.com]

LOL, you have a realy good point there. and yes, he is stupid.