Another one from the "This is News?" department

[jdotmi]

Clay Aiken reveals the shocking truth about his sexuality in People Magazine!

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Okay so their headline is actually New dad Clay Aiken comes out of closet, but he was about as far in the closet as Ellen was during season 4 of her sitcom. Read EVERYBODY FUCKING KNOWS MORON!

Comments

possibly NSFW response

[eligrrl.livejournal.com]

what people suspected? Did people have to see him get pounded in the ass to have it proved to them?

I guess Kathy Griffin can call him Gayken and be really correct.

Re: possibly NSFW response

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes she can. She had a live show somewhere last night, too. So you know she was using it in there.