Graaaaar!

[jdotmi]

I'm bored.

I'm tired.

I'm thirsty.

I'm horny.

I need to pee.

...

Going to go take care of that last one. Doubt the others are getting much attention anytime soon.

Comments

[hylandr.livejournal.com]

I can match you on the first 4 of those, tho I have a bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red sitting next to me so... *chug* OK. Now I can match 3 of them.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

I wound up with a bottle of water, and I'm about to get out of here. So, 3 of 5 taken care of. :-p

[wonderboynj.livejournal.com]

I volunteer to help with #4

; )

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

hehehe

[tetsubun-otaku.livejournal.com]

well if you're going in order the best one is next

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

Well, now they're all taken care of.

...

Nominally so at least...

[bearlover.livejournal.com]

I would be VERY impressed if you could take care of all of those simultaneously.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

...

I don't if that's just disturbing or if it's really really gross...

[raphbearish.livejournal.com]

I would say gross, but technically, 3 could be taken care of simultaneously (bored, horny, thirsty).

Then again, not many people can perform auto-fellatio, nor do I believe ejaculate to have miraculous thirst-quenching powers.

I'll just stick to it being gross.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

*nods*