Graaaaar!

[jdotmi]

I'm bored.

I'm tired.

I'm thirsty.

I'm horny.

I need to pee.

...

Going to go take care of that last one. Doubt the others are getting much attention anytime soon.

Comments

[bearlover.livejournal.com]

I would be VERY impressed if you could take care of all of those simultaneously.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

...

I don't if that's just disturbing or if it's really really gross...

[raphbearish.livejournal.com]

I would say gross, but technically, 3 could be taken care of simultaneously (bored, horny, thirsty).

Then again, not many people can perform auto-fellatio, nor do I believe ejaculate to have miraculous thirst-quenching powers.

I'll just stick to it being gross.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

*nods*