just because I'm bored and silly tonight...

[jdotmi]

When making stroganoff... don't eat all of it yourself. It's a bad idea.

When you have a kitty who is missing a claw because he ripped it out accidentally, it's best if you don't do something that will induce a carpet-clawing frenzy. It's not really good for the exposed bone/nerve ending/blood vessel.

When pondering nap time, a Mountain Dew nightcap is not an option.

When complaining about Janet's boob, make sure to note that it's a piercing, not a pasty. If that disturbs you more, hang out with kinkier people.

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Yeah it is. Wouldn't really work for a guy, though. It'd look really silly.